Showing posts with label Godzilla. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Godzilla. Show all posts

Sunday, January 3, 2016

Godzilla: Resurgence Possible Photo Leaks

If you are a regular reader here, I'm going to assume that you are just as much of a Godzilla fan as I am.  Likewise I will assume that you are just as excited that Toho is rebooting Big G again with Godzilla: Resurgence due out July 26th of this year.

After the success of Legendary's Godzilla film in 2014, Toho decided the time was right to revamp Big G on the domestic market.  This new Toho Godzilla has NOTHING to do with the Legendary version and is serving as a reboot for Toho's franchise.  This has me beyond excited because as much as I loved the Legendary version of Godzilla, nothing beats a Toho production.

There have been a series of photos flooding online Godzilla fan sites that are allegedly photos taken from Toho's back-lot and  leaked online.  I really hope that these are real, because I am really digging the new nightmarish version of Godzilla that Toho has dreamed up.  Let's take a look!





 The sunlight is sort of obscuring the finer details, but here we get more of a sense of Big G's look.  Check out those almost skeletal looking hands!!  At first I was a bit taken aback by them...I thought they looked kinda scrawny and weak.  However, the more I think about it, the more I really dig it.  This is a return to a nuclear monster.  He is not just an overgrown lizard, but a horrific monstrosity born of nuclear fallout and radiation.


 Better look at the detail on his chest as well as Godzilla's extremely long neck!  I've been seeing Giraffezilla jokes going around already.  I'm very curious to see how this iteration will move on screen.
I'm still loving that mouthful of sharp needle like teeth!


Very low-res, but still shows more interesting details.  It would appear that Godzilla has some pretty massive wounds, though that could just be some new and never before seen skin texturing.  The red coloring is also quite interesting and the first thing that keeps coming to mind is the glowing red patches that Godzilla sported in Godzilla vs Destoroyah.  This photo also really makes Big G look like a 118 meter tall zombie.  Which naturally makes my heart literally explode with joy.


A close-up of Godzilla's eye (the small eyes still seem a bit strange, but much like the skeletal arms and hands...they're starting to grow on me).  Also a good look at his sharp, needle-like teeth.  The tooth placement makes me think of a shark, which makes sense.  This is a predator.  This is a wild animal that is designed to be on top of the food chain.  I don't think this 'zilla is gonna be saving the Earth from other monsters.  Having said that, I can't wait to see what other monster Toho dreams up and redesigns!  I'd love to see a more horrific version of the classic kaiju!

Fantastic piece of fan art that I really hope isn't too far off from the real thing!  I mean look at this guy!  He's freaking amazing!  There is nothing that I don't love about this design.  I can't wait to see Godzilla stomp the ever loving hell out of some buildings and I can't wait to see how his atomic breath looks too!  


The teaser poster for Godzilla Resurgence!  Tiny eye staring down at us, sharp needle shark teeth at the ready.  I truly hope that Godzilla Resurgence gets released stateside relatively quickly because I swear I will fly to Japan just to watch this damn movie in July!  

Love all things Godzilla?  Stay tuned to Midnight Cinephile because in the monster leading up to Godzilla Resurgence, I'm going to go Kaiju Krazy!  We'll take a look at the 30 films that have come before this one as well as other NON-Godzilla Kaiju!  2016 is gonna be a GIANT year!

Friday, July 25, 2014

TNT's MonsterVision Bumpers

I thought it would be fun to take a look back at some of the Bumpers for TNT's MonsterVision.  I'm researching MonsterVision for an upcoming article and I thought it would be fun to have a nice light 'n' fun post.  So without me chinwagging with my fingers too much:     ENJOY!


MonsterVision Godzilla Bash '94
This was really my introduction to the awesomeness of Blue Oyster Cult.




Joe Bob Briggs' MonsterVision Song:
One of my favorite bits from MonsterVision....this just screams nostalgia for me






MonsterVision Halloween '92:
Thought technically MonsterVision officially started as a recurring show in March of '93, it started as a special in October of '92. 





MonsterVision Bumper Compilation:
Just what it sounds like!




MonsterVision - Joe Bob Briggs Friday the 13th Segments:
Watch Joe Bob do his thing while presenting Friday the 13th!



MonsterVision - Joe Bob Briggs presents Phantasm II:
The Phantasm II episode in it's entirety!





All of these videos are culled from YouTube and I own none of them, I just put 'em all together under one roof!  Hope ya dug it, kids!

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Go Go Godzilla! A look back at Big G's Films!

Did you see Gareth Edwards take on Godzilla yet?  Got Godzilla fever?  Maybe you've never seen the original Godzilla films and want to know what they're like?  Look no further! I hereby present to you Midnight Cinephile's guide to Godzilla.  Capsulized reviews of all 29 films that have come before this years summer blockbuster.  Enjoy!


Shōwa Era (1954–1975)

Godzilla, King of the Monsters
(Gojira), 1954 -
The original and most serious of the Shōwa Series films, Godzilla is a strong allegory for the atomic bomb.  The film is quite somber in tone as it openly displays the pain and destruction of the rampaging kaiju and the human suffering at the hands of this seemingly unstoppable force of nature.  It’s stark black and white imagery is at once beautiful and apocalyptic.  There are some major differences between the Japanese and American versions.  Each has it’s own merit and both are worth watching.






Godzilla Raids Again
(Gigantis, the Fire Monster;
Godzilla’s Counterattack), 1955 -
A new Godzilla rears it’s head and this time he’s got company in the form of rival kaiju, Anguirus (a four legged dinosaur with a spiky back and tail).  The creatures are discovered fighting on a remote island.  After they fall into the sea they show up on the shores of Osaka and wreck the place with their gargantuan battle, which climaxes at Osaka Castle.  Interestingly, American distributors tried to pass Godzilla off as a completely different monster in Gigantis, The Fire Monster.








King Kong vs Godzilla, 1962
 A pharmaceutical company hears of Kong’s existence and goes to his home on Faro Island to capture him.  Upon bringing him back to Japan, Kong breaks free just as Godzilla appears to tear up the town.  The JSDF (Japanese Self Defence Force) knocks out Kong and air lifts him to Mt. Fuji, where the two fight it out.  Originally conceived as King Kong vs. Frankenstein (to be produced by Universal) with Willis O’Brien animating Kong fighting a Giant Frankenstein’s Monster!  The script was then purchased by Toho and Frankenstein was scrapped and changed to Godzilla.








Mothra vs. Godzilla
(Godzilla vs. Mothra;
Godzilla vs. the Thing), 1964 -
The fourth film in the series is the last time that that Godzilla would appear in a “bad guy” role for 20 years!  A mysterious giant egg washes ashore after a typhoon along with a giant radioactive reptile scale.   Turns out the egg belongs to Mothra.  The Shobijin (the tiny little twins from Mothra’s home island) appear to help.  They convince Mothra to fly to Japan and fight Godzilla.  The American version was called Godzilla vs. The Thing, with posters blotting out the monster, but adding tentacles and putting a question mark in it’s place.







Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster
(Three Giant Monsters:  Earth’s Greatest Battle), 1964 -
This film marks the Godzilla’s first appearance as a protector of the Earth.  It’s also where plot lines start to get REALLY strange.  This one’s got everything:  A princess possessed by a Martian who ,with the gift of prophecy, foretells of doom and destruction at the hands of Ghidorah (A three headed space dragon!), who has already decimated Mars.  Godzilla, Rodan and Mothra arrive to fight off this new threat.   There is also a subplot revolving around the assassination attempts on the princess by her evil uncle.  Don’t miss the scene where the Shobijin are translating a conversation between Godzilla, Rodan and Mothra!







Invasion of Astro-Monster
(Godzilla vs. Monster Zero;
The Great Monster War), 1965 -
Ghidorah is back again for another round.  This is the first time that the action is brought off planet.  Planet X is discovered directly behind Jupiter and a crew is sent to investigate.  There The Controller of Planet X asks for Earth to send Godzilla and Rodan to help them, as they are under attack from Monster Zero (King Ghidorah).  In exchange the Xians will give Earth a miracle drug that will cure all disease.  Never trust an alien.  The Xians double cross us and put Godzilla and Rodan under mind control and send them back to attack Earth.  Don’t miss Godzilla’s victory dance after defeating King Ghidorah!






Godzilla vs. The Sea Monster
(Ebirah, Horror of the Deep;
Godzilla, Ebirah, Mothra: Big Duel in the South Seas), 1966 -
A somewhat disjointed film that feels a bit off.  This may be due to the fact that it was originally written as King Kong vs. The Sea Monster, with Godzilla being transposed into the starring role.  As a result, Big G acts a bit odd in this one, such as turning on Mothra after they’ve been established as allies.  This time around he faces off against a giant lobster that guards an island for a terrorist organization called The Red Bamboo.   Even though it feels a bit different, there’s still a lot of fun to be had here.  Bring lots of drawn butter!







Son of Godzilla
(Monster Island's Decisive Battle: Godzilla's Son), 1967 -
The series had slowly been becoming a bit silly, but this one really shifted it into kiddie territory.  On a remote island, giant praying mantis’ (called Kamacuras) dig up an egg that hatches into a baby Godzilla.  Godzilla appears and adopts the baby (named Minilla) as his own and starts to teach him the ways of the kaiju.  There are plenty of silly bits as Big G tries to get Minilla to use his atomic breath by stomping on his tail.  There’s also a big ol’ tarantula named Kumonga that Big G and Minilla tag team together.









Destroy All Monsters
(Charge of the Monsters;
Attack of the Marching Monsters), 1968 -
Originally intended to be Godzilla’s final film, this one pulls out all the stops and features a menagerie of kaiju. All the monsters on Earth are corralled together on an island called Monsterland.  They live there in peace there until female aliens, called Kilaaks, take control of the monsters and send them to devastate various cities.  As usual Earth narrowly escapes total disaster and manages to wrangle control of the rampaging kaiju.  That’s when King Ghidorah appears and a giant royal rumble takes place on Mt. Fuji.







Godzilla’s Revenge
(All Monsters Attack), 1969 -
This is one weird flick.  It revolves around a latchkey kid who daydreams that he is on Monster Island hanging out with Minilla.  Both have issues with bullies and help each other stand up to their enemies.  The plot is barely there and it’s sole function is to hang a series of stock footage scenes from it’s frame.  It really plays more like a Godzilla compilation package with footage being reused earlier films.  The most ridiculous part, especially in the English dubbed version, is Minilla’s voice which is cartoonish and completely over the top.








Godzilla vs. Hedorah
(Godzilla vs. the Smog Monster), 1971 -
This is another in the series that feels slightly off somehow, though it is a much welcomed entry after the completely whacked out Godzilla’s Revenge.  The film is fairly dark in tone as a creature born of pollution appears to wreck havoc on Japan.  Hedorah is the first kaiju in a Godzilla film to change forms (it goes from water, to land, to air forms).  Godzilla’s got some new moves in this one as well, using his atomic breath to fly!  Godzilla takes quite a beating in this one, almost losing an arm!









Godzilla vs. Gigan
(Godzilla on Monster Island;
Earth Attack Command: Godzilla Against Gigan), 1972 -
Insectoid aliens from Space Hunter Nebula M take a page out of Planet of the Vampires,  possessing the bodies of dead humans.  They want to colonize Earth and destroy all it’s cities to make the planet more peaceful.  In order to do this they want to summon the space monsters King Ghidorah and Gigan (A cyborg monster with a buzz saw in his abdomen!).  Godzilla and (now ally) Anguirus fight them off.  This is also the third and final time that the monsters talk.







Godzilla vs Megalon, 1973 - 
The underwater nation of Seatopia has become angered by the use of nuclear weapons by the above ground nations and so hatch a plot to release Megalon, a giant bipedal cockroach.  The Seatopians also dispatch a couple of agents to capture a super robot named Jet Jaguar to guide Megalon from city to city, kidnapping it’s inventor as well.  Getting control back, Jet Jaguar is sent to Monster Island to get Godzilla.  In response Seatopia contacts the Nebula M aliens and ask for Gigan’s assistance. Jet Jaguar grows to kaiju size and another tag team battle ensues.









Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla
(Godzilla vs. the Cosmic Monster;
Godzilla vs. the Bionic Monster;
Godzilla vs. RoboGodzilla), 1974 -
Godzilla appears and starts wrecking stuff.  When a second Godzilla appears, it turns out that the first is a robot imposter.  MechaGodzilla is controlled by ape-like aliens from “The Third Planet from the Black Hole” who want to use the giant robot to conquer the Earth.  Yep, that old chestnut.  With the help of benevolent King Ceasar (A floppy eared kaiju) Big G manages to put the kibosh on the alien’s plan.  This film continues the trend of showing bloodshed that started in Godzilla vs Gigan.






Terror of Mechagodzilla
(The Terror of Godzilla;
Counterattack of Mechagodzilla), 1975 -
A direct sequel to Godzilla vs MechaGodzilla,  those simian aliens from “The Third Planet from the Black Hole” are still running amuck.  They’ve joined forces with a mad scientist who wants to control the world with an aquatic monster called Titanosaurus.  This time Big G goes it alone against the reconstructed MechaGodzilla and Titanosaurus with some help from a lovely female android created by the mad scientist.





Heisei Era (1984–1995)



Godzilla 1985
(The Return of Godzilla), 1984 -
Godzilla returns after nearly a decade away and he’s not defending the Earth anymore.   A return to the dark nuclear metaphor, this film is a direct sequel to the original 1954 film, completely ignoring everything that happened in between.  Raymond Burr is back in his  role as Steve Martin, once again watching as Godzilla trashes Tokyo.  There are no other monsters to fight, it’s just human vs. kaiju.  Godzilla himself has had an upgrade, no longer a kid’s matinee monster, this Godzilla is three hundred and twenty-eight feet of atomic fury.





Godzilla vs Biollante,  1989 - 
A deranged scientist combines the DNA of Godzilla, his deceased psychic daughter and a rose together to form a new monster called Biollante.  After some terrorists release Godzilla, the giant rose monster calls out to him and the two ensue in a battle.  Biollante takes a few different forms in this film before meeting it’s inevitable demise.  This film also marks the beginning of some interesting experiments with Godzilla’s character...in this case giving him a sort of psychic power.




Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah, 1991 - 
It’s back to classic foes for Godzilla in this one.  Instead of aliens, this time the antagonists are a group who call themselves “Futurians”, who are time travelers from the year 2204.  They trick some scientists into traveling back to 1944 and preventing the original Godzilla from being created and inadvertently create the new Godzilla that appeared in 1984.   After being mortally wounded by Godzilla, King Ghidorah is whisked away by the Futurians and returned with a cyborg head as Mecha-King Ghidorah!











Godzilla vs. Mothra
(Godzilla and Mothra: The Battle for Earth), 1992 -
This film once again brings back a classic Godzilla kaiju as well as introducing a new one.  Battra is the polar opposite of Mothra...a jagged nasty looking larva and an ever nastier winged beast.  The plot revolves around The Cosmos (taking the place of the Shobijin) being kidnapped and Mothra coming to their aid while fending off Battra as well as Godzilla.  The final battle at Yokohama Cosmo World is a highlight, with Godzilla using a Ferris Wheel as a weapon!









Godzilla vs MechaGodzilla II, 1993 -
Continuing the tradition of bringing back classic foes, yet completely ignoring all the films in the Shōwa Era.  This time around the UNGCC (United Nations Godzilla Countermeasures Center) finds the remains of Mecha-King Ghidorah in the ocean and use the technology to create MechaGodzilla and a ship called Garuda.  Scientists also take what they believe to be a pteranodon egg back to Kyoto.  This attracts both Godzilla and Rodan.  The egg hatches to reveal Baby Godzilla, who is sending psychic signals to Big G and Rodan.  Don’t miss Garuda and MechaGodzilla combining Transformer-style into Super-MechaGodzilla!







Godzilla vs Space Godzilla, 1994 - 
The JSDF are testing Project T, which would allow them to psychically control Godzilla.  Meanwhile, some of Godzilla’s cell’s that were brought into space by Biollante are exposed to radiation from a Black Hole creating Space Godzilla, a Big G doppelgänger with a bad attitude and crystal structures growing out of him.  The JSDF has also created Moguera, a bird like robot to replace MechaGodzilla.  Moguera and Godzilla team up to drive off the space invader.











Godzilla vs. Destoroyah
(Godzilla vs. Destroyer), 1995 -
Toho actually announced that they would kill Godzilla in this film.  It seems that Godzilla is dying as the film opens, there are bright glowing patches on his body and he wrecks havoc in Hong Kong.  Scientists discover that Big G’s heart is basically a nuclear reactor and he is going to have a meltdown, die and take the entire world with him.  The JSDF has created the all new Super-X III to try and stop the meltdown with freeze weapons.  Meanwhile, a military created monster called Destoroyah starts to rampage.  The JSDF (again using psychic powers) lure Godzilla into a fight to the death.








Godzilla (1998)
The first attempt at Americanizing Godzilla did not go so well.  Treated more of a parody of the Godzilla films that had come before, this big budget reboot found a completely redesigned ‘Zilla (as he was officially named by Toho and put in their canon of kaiju) that was essentially a mutated iguana who comes to New York City to nest.  Apparently he’s asexual and has laid a bunch of eggs under Madison Square Garden.  In addition to contending with ‘Zilla’s rampage, there are now a bunch of Baby Godzilla’s running around the underground.










Millennium Era (1999–2004)



Godzilla 2000: Millennium
(Godzilla 2000), 1999 -
The series is rebooted a third time with Godzilla 2000.  It seems that they are once again erasing what has come before and taking this as a direct sequel to the 1954 film.  This time a group called the Godzilla Prediction Network and Crisis Control Intelligence work to predict where Godzilla will appear next when they discover a 60 million year old UFO in the ocean.  The UFO reactivates when they attempt to raise it and starts to attack Japan.  The UFO tries to steal all of Japan’s files on Godzilla, particularly the ones regarding his regenerative properties.  Turns out the aliens (called Millenians) need Godzilla’s DNA to regrow their bodies.  After absorbing some of Godzilla’s DNA, a Millenian mutates into the monster Orga, a giant bipedal creature and tangles with Godzilla.



Godzilla vs. Megaguirus, 2000 -
Using a new weapon called Dimension Tide, scientists open a time portal.  A large insect flies through dropping off one it’s eggs, which eventually ends up in a sewer.  Turns out it’s a bunch of eggs and they react with the water, growing larger.  They hatch into large bugs called Meganula.  They’re attracted to Godzilla and feed off his energy, feeding it in turn to a giant larva that hatches into Megaguirus, a sort of mutant dragonfly.










Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack
(GMK), 2001 -
Things are a little different this time around, with the story taking on a much more spiritual element.  First off, Godzilla is possessed by the spirit of the souls of dead soldiers from WWII.  They are angry that Japan has forgotten their sacrifice and therefore now want to destroy the country.  In order to stop Godzilla the guardian monsters Mothra, King Ghidorah and Baragon are awakened.  Things get even weirder when a lone man equipped with a missile enters Godzilla’s body through his mouth, plants the missile and exits through a gaping wound!






Godzilla Against MechaGodzilla, 2002 -
This is a new incarnation of the giant mechanoid.  This time around the JSDF takes the skeleton of the original Godzilla and builds a robot around it, so technicall
y, MechaGodzilla is a cyborg in this one.  Kiryu, as MechaGodzilla is called (it means Machine Dragon), has memories of the original Godzilla’s death, causing him to short circuit and go on a rampage.  Eventually running out of energy, Kiryu is brought back and repaired, setting the stage for the final showdown between the two.  Call this an early precursor to Pacific Rim, when Kiryu’s remote controls malfunction and a pilot has to enter the cockpit of the cyborg herself to fight Godzilla.

Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S.
(Godzilla x Mothra x Mechagodzilla: Tokyo S.O.S.), 2003
Kiryu, the cyborg mechanoid with Godzilla bones in it is back again to once again defend Japan for Godzilla’s rampage.  The Shobijin are back as well and warn the JSDF that Godzilla continues to attack because they used the bones of the original monster.  Mothra will agree to defend Japan if the JSDF will agree to send Godzilla’s bones back to the bottom of the ocean.  Right on time, Godzilla attacks and fights with Mothra.  Her larva hatch and come to aid her and Kiryu once again goes into battle as well.







Godzilla:  Final Wars,  2004 -
The final Toho film is an all out monster brawl featuring fifteen kaiju!  Those pesky aliens are at it again, this time a race called the Xiliens, who have gained control of most of the world’s kaiju, setting them on the major cities of the world.  After finally entombing Godzilla under arctic ice, the JSDF’s only hope is to break him out and lead him into battle.  This one’s got everything but the kitchen sink thrown in.  Matrix like fight scenes, tons of kaiju battles, mutants and aliens galore.  It is certainly a monster mash for the ages.  If this is truly the final Godzilla film from Toho (and I hope that it isn’t), then it’s one hell of a swan song for Big G.

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Godzilla vs Monster Zero - Planet X....More Like Planet Judas!

Godzilla vs Monster Zero
1965
Directed by  Ishirô Honda
Written by Shin'ichi Sekizawa
 Starring  Nick Adams, Akira Takarada & Jun Tazaki

G -  Runtime 96 MInutes / 74 Minutes (Reissue)



Tag Lines
None that I could find.






Alternate Titles:
 Kaijû daisensô (The Great Monster War)  -  Japan
Battle of the Astros
A Guerra dos Monstros (War of the Monsters)  -  Brazil
Befehl aus dem Dunkel  (Command From the Darkness) -  Germany
Los monstruos invaden la Tierra  (Monsters Invade Earth)  -  Spain
Avaruushirviöt hyökkäävät  (Space Monsters are Attacking)  -  Finland
Invasion planète X  (Invasion of Planet X) -  France
Αστρο-τερατα επιτίθενται  (Astro Monsters Attack)   -  Greece
Μυστική βάσις AZ3, επιχειρησεις Κεραυνος  (Secret Base AZ3, Business Thuderbolt)  - Greece
L'invasione degli astromostri  (Invasion of the Astro-Monster)  -  Italy
Inwazja potworów  (Monster Invasion) -  Poland
Godzilla vs. Monster Zero - USA
Invasion of Astro-Monster - USA
Monster Zero - USA

"We're going to fight to the last man, baby!"
                                                     - Astronaut Glenn


Godzilla vs Monster Zero is how I grew up knowing this movie.  As you can see by the myriad titles above, it goes by many different names, most hilariously the Greek title, Secret Base AZ3, Business Thunderbolt)  Granted that's a Google Translator translation, so I'm sure that it actually means something slightly more coherent, but still, that's just wacky!

Humans discover that there is a secret planet orbiting just behind Jupiter and the World Space Organization (I think that's what it's called) sends out a manned mission to explore the planet.  Apparently they don't believe in probes.  Anyway, our two heroes, Astronauts Glenn Amer and K. Fuji land on Planet X and almost immediately they get the feeling they're not alone.

Nothing like getting your spaceship jacked as soon as you land on a new planet!

Apparently the aliens on Planet X new that the 80's fashions were gonna be big!  Look at them shades!

Turns out they're right.  The aliens, lead by the mysterious Controller of Planet X take our heroes underground and plead for their help.  Turns out that King Ghidora is wrecking havoc on Planet X and the aliens want to "Borrow" Godzill and Rodan to combat him.  The aliens refer to Godzilla as Monster Zero-One and Rodan as Monster Zero-Two.  In exchange, they will provide us with a cure for all disease.  Seems like a fair trade.

The Earth agrees to this offer and the aliens arrive in their glowing UFO's and pull Godzilla and Rodan (still in hibernation) into force fields and then transport them through space to Planet X.  Once there, they are woken up on Planet X, they have a throw down with Ghidorah and win the battle.  This is where we are treated to Godzilla's hilarious victory dance.  This is definitely the turning point between Godzilla being a horrifying allegory for nuclear war and a children's matinee idol.

Now THAT'S an alien abduction!!!!!!!!

Well, as it turns out, the aliens take Godzill and Rodan into their control and threaten the Earth with mass destruction if the people of the world don't agree to be Planet X's slaves.  Being the strong willed beings we are, we don't bow down to tyrants, even if they are in control of three powerful kaiju!  We come up with a way to counter the alien's mind control of Monsters Zero-One and Zero-Two.  Once they're free of alien control, they turn on their alien captors and Monster Zero for a final Battle Royale.

Rodan swoops in, dodging Ghidora's lightening attack.....

It's the Kaiju version of Tango and Cash!


Midnight Cinephile Tally:

Death Toll:  Well, it's a kaiju flick which means that there's cities getting stomped, so yeah, there's quite a bit of death I'm sure....but that's all implied off screen.  On screen deaths would total a whopping ONE!

Nude-O-Meter:  No sir.....kiddie stuff, remember?

Monster Party:  Ooooh man.  You get three monsters.  You get Godzilla, Rodan and the "Demon of Our Galaxy!", King Ghidorah!

Final Thoughts
There are some people who dislike the "Silly Zilla" so to speak and don't like his little victory dance.  As a matter of fact, there were several key people on the production that were against it initially.  There are some who prefer the more light-hearted, goofy goofy monster stomping fun of the 70's.  Then there are people like me who will watch them all and love them all.  Sure some are better than others....and Godzilla vs. Monster Zero is definitely one of the better ones!


Final Rating
Three out of Five Pizza Rolls!


Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Godzilla: Kaiju World Wars - Board Game

Godzilla:  Kaiju World Wars
2011
2 - 4 Players
Playtime:  Approximately 60 Minutes
Designed by Richard H Berg
Published by The Toy Vault








Have you always wanted to be Godzilla?  Admit it, you used to pretend that you were a giant monster and you would stomp around your yard with Lego buildings and pretending that various plants were actually huge trees.  Maybe you still do!  I'll admit it, every time I look down at an ant or swat at a flying insect, I can't help but think that to THEM, I'm huge....to them....I AM a Kaiju!  Perhaps once or twice I've let out a small roar as I swatted a fly away and laughed with child like glee.  I'm a giant man child though.....

But what if there was a more socially acceptable way to pretend that you're a giant monster, without people staring at you and sheltering their children from you as you pass by?  Got you covered!  Simply play Godzilla:  Kaiju World War!

Here's what comes in the box

This is not the first Kaiju or Godzilla themed board game by far, but it seem to be the most immersive and the most involved.  Once again, I have delved into the endlessly amazing and vast information available at Board Game Geek to bring you a look at this game.  As usual all pictures have been taken from Board Game Geek.

Monster Cards



MechaGodzilla Ability Card


A nice look at the Godzilla model (image belongs to Fred Hartig, BGG)


Kaiju Fight!  (image belongs to Fred Hartig, BGG)


I have not been able to play this game yet, but it does look like a ton of fun.  I love the theme and I love the look of the components!  If it looks like fun, find a copy, find some friends and have yourself a Kaiju Throwdown!

Monday, July 15, 2013

Godzilla for the Commodore 64


Godzilla reared his head a few times on the Commodore 64!  Probably the most well known of his early 8-Bit appearances was in Epyx's much loved The Movie Monster Game (which I covered waaaay back when this was still the Wizard of Vestron blog).  However, his first appearance on the C64 was a fun little time waster called simply:  Godzilla!

The start of a new game

Back in the 80's, if you were an ambitious person you could buy books that contained software and games that you could actually program yourself.  Godzilla was in one such book (though I don't remember the name of it) and it also made it's way around via disk swapping of C64 enthusiasts.

The game itself is quite simple and plays much like a boardgame.  Godzilla will move around a grid, some representing the ocean and some representing Japan.  It's up to you to send in troops, ships, planes, missiles and even an atomic bomb to stop him.  You must try to keep him from reaching Tokyo.  If he reaches and destroys Tokyo, it's game over.

First attack on Godzilla and I've lost 5 ships and a bunch of troops!

You have the option to either attack Godzilla (you will be told how many ships, planes, troops, etc you have in a given square on the grid) or to move your forces closer to Godzilla.  This can be tricky though, because he moves quickly and he moves ALOT!

There is no real animation in the game, Godzilla will move from sqaure to square and occasionally a square will flash red when he's on a rampage.  Other than that, it's all up to your imagination.  There are some fun sound effects when you attack Big G, and you'll get a quick little funeral death march ditty if he wins.

Aw jeez, this isn't good.  Godzilla makes landfall in Tokyo and the death toll is high.  I've got to move quickly.

It may not sound like much, but Godzilla can be surprisingly addictive in the "I'm just going to give it one more go before bed" kind of way.  It's not always easy to bring the big guy down and I truly think it's down to the roll of the dice, so to speak.

.....and over twenty million dead.  I am probably the worst JSDF commander ever.  FAIL!

It's pretty easy these days to get a hold of games such as this.  Head on over to Lemon 64, go to the games section and you should be able to find a link to download the game (you will need a Commodore 64 emulator, of course....I suggest WinVice)

Though it looks like it's malfunctioning.....the game is really loading....