Wednesday, April 10, 2013
Evil Dead (2013) Oh Yes, There Is Blood.....So....Much.....Blood.
Personally, I don't mind remakes.....which puts me pretty much in a class by myself, from what I can tell. I thought the '03 Texas Chainsaw Massacre was brilliant. I really enjoyed the '09 Friday the 13th reboot. The '10 re-imagining of A Nightmare on Elm Street, while not my favorite film, still had it's moments. I will admit that I didn't like the '05 remake of The Fog.....the ending just killed it for me. But there were still some fun moments in it.
Okay so, now you know....I like remakes. This one is no different. I had an absolute blast with this film. It is everything that I expected it would be.....which is wall to wall gore in a dirty little cabin in the woods! Holy hell....director Fede Alvarez certainly did not spare any of the red stuff! Though I will say that I have seen bloodier....but more on that in a bit.
In this edition, we five five twenty-somethings gathered at the now infamous cabin to help their friend, Mia kick her drug habit cold turkey. Her brother, David has even shown up to help. He's a bit estranged from the group....something that isn't quite explored....but to be honest, if I wanted a character study, I'd watch something else. We do find out that this isn't the first time that Mia has tried to quite her drug habit. The last time, she caved after only a few hours.....so it is decided that no matter how she begs and pleads, they will not allow her to leave.
I don't want to give away too much here. I think a big part of the fun of this film is seeing how they've come up with new ways for things to happen. Suffice to say they find the book (and a Boomstick....er....shotgun) in the basement. It's covered in a garbage bag and completely wrapped in barbed wire. Written in the pages are warnings: Don't Read The Words....... Don't Speak The Words...... Don't Hear The Words. So what is the first thing ya wanna do? READ THEM WORDS OUT LOUD!
Well, that's just what Eric (who is a science teacher?!) does. Yup. He's THAT guy. Way to go dude. Sadly Mia is the one who runs afoul of the demons first....which her friends mistake as withdrawal hallucinations and ploys to get away from the cabin. By the time they realize that it's too late......well.....it's too damn late!
There are some really fun nods to the original films, such as Ash's car rusting out back. Is it Ash's? Nobody said it was......but nobody said it WASN'T either! The cabin looks great and the surrounding woods are equally foreboding....giving the film a very dismal atmosphere. Nothing nice happens to anyone in this film at any point in time for it's 91 minute running time.
Now what's this about all the blood you've been hearing about? Well, my little gore-hounds....if it's blood you want, it's blood you shall get! In spades! All the weaponry you would expect is here...chainsaw, machete, electric carving knife, nail gun, crow bar, Boomstick......er.....shotgun! The last 10 minutes of the film are a sight to behold. Quite possibly one of the goriest climaxes that I've seen in a long time. Is it the bloodiest film ever? Probably not, but there is PLENTY of the crimson goods on display here.
I'll be looking forward to the Blu Ray release, which I'm hoping will feature an unrated cut, upping the gore quotient (cause I'm a sick dude like that). Now if you'll excuse me, I have a weekend in the woods to plan.....